Crackers are bullshit. I mean the crackers that are strictly vehicles for greater deliciousness. They just waste stomach space that could be used for more dip/cheese/tapenade/spread/whatever. Let’s not fuck around; Just give me a utensil so I can go straight for the good shit.
I think soda tastes weird without alcohol in it; I think Joel was a better MST3K host than Mike; whenever I use a bathroom that has the shower curtain drawn, I have to check behind it for creepers; I’ve never finished playing a single Zelda game.